Colonel Roy Mustang's Journal and Work|
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|Saturday, October 30th, 2004|
I live I live I do! Waaaaaahhhh!!!!11!!11 Wh'ats going on so sorry waht did I MIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!
|Monday, October 18th, 2004|
It's nearly eight. Time for us to leave now. This is my final post till we get to Ishbal.
|Sunday, October 17th, 2004|
Did you go out on a date with Winry? Was it fun. Too bad you can't appriciate such interesting plays as "A Midsummer Night's Dreams."
Best give her a good kiss goodbye then because we leave tomorrow.
|Saturday, October 16th, 2004|
Leaving tomorrow. It should be an interesting trip.
But on a more important note, fall has come. It's horrid. The miniskirt season has passed and sometimes girls jsut won't wear them with thick stockings.
Perhaps someone in Ishbal will at least.
It's been nice seeing you Winry, take care. And thank you for all that usefull information on the automail. If you wear a miniskirt, I hope you don't catch a cold. Take care now. Current Mood: contemplative
|Friday, October 15th, 2004|
How irritating. A failed mission and no Gluttony to found at this school what so ever. Tomorrow, I'm going to go check ou the place myself.
What dull day. Raining. Gray skies. Nothing interesting happening. And thanks to the rain, no girls around wearing miniskirts.
What kind of a name is Sparkley..uh..something..Pika Pika? Who names their school that? My mind is running on auto piolot again.
Oh well. Winry, I would like to thank you a whole lot for the information and tutorial on the automail. Very interesting. It has come in quite handy, keep up to good work.
-Roy Current Mood: bored
|Wednesday, October 13th, 2004|
|Found out something new
"prety shiney sparklz pika pika elimentery"
I believe he/she/it may mean:
"Pretty Shiney Sparkles Pika Pika" --forget it.
This is the name of the school that Gluttony apparently attends. I was this school scouted out tomorrow for a fat person in a sailor fuku who eats a whole lot.
He/she/it may come off a bit...metally hadicapped. I have to go and find the location of this school, but it shouldn't be too far since we seem to have frequent appearances of this creature around here.
Fullmetal, I want you to help us with this job. Contact me right away. Hughes, you as well. When school starts tomorrow, I want our men to be there and check everyone.
On a completely different note, what the *FUCK*
is this about me being with a hooker last night?! I am not that indecent and came back with no one after the bar last night! I woke up clothed in my bed alone!
Winry, Fullmetal, stop your childish rambblings and giggling about me being with ahooker, if I hear another word about it from either of you I will send all of hells fire on the two of you!
-Roy Current Mood: devious
|Tuesday, October 12th, 2004|
Today, I watched as Winry replaced Fullmetal's automail. It a rather interesing process to witness as Fullmetal seemed to twitch in pain. It seemed like his least favorite part was the end, of course, when the nerves had to attach to the wires.
Winry, I would like it if you came to my office and told me more about the process you have, on making this automail, it's rather interesting.
Hawkeye confronted me today abou stumbbling in the night before, apparently, very drunk.
Ed didn;t say anything about it at all. And unfortunantly, I don't remember too much from that night.
I do have the right to get drunk you know...
-Roy Current Mood: bored
|Monday, October 11th, 2004|
Such a BAD. Headache!
I'm not drinking for a long time....I wish this pain would go away! Ahh...No loud sounds. I swear:
If anyone comes in this office or makes a fuss, or even says something I will set you on fire. Current Mood: irritated
|Sunday, October 10th, 2004|
|Not a titllle
Hahaha. Oz man, i thnk this is the first time I evvery typed laughing in the journal. This journal. My jornla.
Now tonight waas needed. I went out for somedrinks wiht Hughs. He beet the fukin SHIt outta me.
dammit.......HUGES! I'm gonna beat you onna theese days...I MEAn it...Judst like I ment to set ta that table on firar. I swearr...
F43902939...HAWKEYE..I WHY AREN;T YOU LETTIN ME FISNH THIS drigging caps buton. I can finish his entry. I know I can..
I wan you all to knw that I LIK FIre....I gavn't felt this drunk for a lng time. Current Mood: h344
|Friday, October 8th, 2004|
|Problem Number One
Security has gone up all about Central till we can find Gluttony. Hughes, I was more than happy to give security to your family, it's no problem.
But one problem is that now it has Fullmetal standing like some screwed up flamingo. And his auto-mail is in pieces everywhere, Hughes tripped all over it earlier today, Fullmetal, please, try and keep your mechanical parts in order.
As for the Blue Morpho butterflies I did receive them.
Last complaint of the day is thus:
I need new floor plants. The other ones smell like cat pee. Alphonse has not come and picked up the cat yet, and now it is wondering around somewhere in my office like a ghost, because I just can't find it. I would start setting things on fire but I think Hawkeye would shoot me for that.
At-least it's killing the mice. I found three dead mouse corpses in my office (along with the cat pee scented plants.) I was okay with that except for the fact that I looked over to my fabulous leather chair that was now torn and scratched, and the padding was coming out and I'm really pissed about it again and about to set the whole office on fire and have a stupid meeting to go to shortly, and I think I'm going to scream. Current Mood: pissed off
|Thursday, October 7th, 2004|
|This is far from anything good
As the title states, this is far from anything that could even be good. Hugeh's called me last night and said that the big fat bastard entered his house last night in his daughter's room.
Thank God he shot him and got him out.
I'm going to be placing some of military on guard about his house today incase anything like that happens again.
Dammit! Fullmetal's brother left some...DAMN cat in this office and I can't get it out of here! Alphonse, if you don't come in here and remove this cat instantly I'm going to personally bar-b-que it!
The only reason I am not even burning this creature right now is because Hawkeye is here (and I swear she has a thing for soft creature.)
It's crawling on the keyboard, I've been making corrections on this entry for a good twenty minutes now.
FUCK! It pissed in my floor plant. That's it, cat is dying now.
-Roy Current Mood: aggravated
|Wednesday, October 6th, 2004|
Hugehs and I discussed this new investigation and I decided that even this miniskirt was not mini enough for my collection. It was huge.
And when I say huge I mean: wow, this is rediculous.
Obvious traces of blood and...intestines.
We can't find the bodies anywhere though.
However, when I checked my livejournal just now Tastytable was saying almost everything that adds up to this crime. Fullmetal seems to know him well enough too, I'm going to need to talk to you now, Fullmetal.
Go to hell, you fat bastard. When I find you, I'm going to over cook you in a pit of flames.
I am so mad I had to set something on fire. Current Mood: angry
|Tuesday, October 5th, 2004|
|I Hate Lots of Things
Dammit, I lost that girl in the miniskirt. She ran away. I tried to walk into a meeting today, but I just couldn't stand it and decided that it was best to set Havoc on fire. I just had to storm out after that, I can't handle people right now.
It's not like I killed him. Current Mood: aggravated
|Monday, October 4th, 2004|
I appologize for Roy's pathetic mission for Ed. Couldn't think of anything else. =) It ammused me
...Hugeh's daughter drew a charming picture of me. Very emotional. you have a great daughter, Hugehs.
Falll is comming. Dammit. I can't stand the fall. No one wears miniskirts in the fall, it's too cold. If I could control the weather it would always be sping! Or summer! When I become Fuhrer, all the girls will have to wear miniskirts! Then my world will always be in Spring, just to see those short flapping pieces of fabric in the wind!
But the is besides the point. Ed, I know you will read this. I need you, while away, to collect fifty specimen's of the Blue Morpho Butterfly.
-Roy Current Mood: satisfied
|Sunday, October 3rd, 2004|
Fullmetal, I will have you know you brought this on yourself.
Even though you have left to go and see your home, and you think you have been ridden of me, you may as well forget it. Since you have given me the oppurtunity to make this journal, which I have, you best check it everyday.
I can communicate with you this way and give you more, dare I say, fun and entertaining jobs and orders, even while you are gone.
Isn't computer access fun? Current Mood: devious
|Saturday, October 2nd, 2004|
This is very odd. Fullmetal has some odd, and equally, strange person hanging about him.
Apparently I am his..Bitch.
How about no? I am no one's bitch. Everyone is my bitch. Why don't you wash your mouh out with some soap next time you try to address *Colonel* Roy Mustang like that.
Ed, I have a new job for you. Stop attacting stupid people.
-Roy Current Mood: exhausted
|Thursday, September 30th, 2004|
|I'll never get my work done now
The only reason I was not able to get anything done today was because of Fullmetal..I hope you know that, Fullmetal.
I sent him to get coffee, and naturally he had to complain about why he had to first. Then by the time he came back (and slammed the cup down on my nice *wooden* desk) it was cold. Not only that, but now there is an imprint on my wood desk, thanks to him.
I also specifically told him that I wanted a cappuccino. That means a stronger taste with milk and sugar. He's way too young, I swear. Anyway, I sent him back, bitch, bitch, bitch. And as they might say here on the internet: OMGWTF?!
He put in regular sugar! Not Sugar in the RAW! You know, there is a VERY DRAMATIC difference, Fullmetal. Just because you are stupid, doesn't mean you have to always act stupid.
Well, I had so much to do and couldn't possibly go get the coffee myself, so I had to remain tired and could now only slowly get things done. I heard rumors of a leak also in one of the rooms above me so I had to send Fullmetal up to get the floor fixed, I didn't feel like wasting my money to get a carpenter or whatever. Why should I have to waste money when I can just send little people to do the work? Geez, that water might leak all over my
important papers. Current Mood: blah
....I have no idea...why everyone is getting one of these.. Current Mood: annoyed